January 2011
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December 2010
Speechless.
Fuck Fred Meyer Jewelers.
Almost seven years ago (very, very close to when we met) boyfriend found a ring on the playground at our middle school. He decided to keep it.
He gave it to me today. It’s an antique eighteen-karat white gold wedding ring by the Belais Brothers, worth at least three hundred dollars.
I am seriously speechless. I keep getting all flustered.
I’m...
pastel-red-pornstar-white asked: I would have text you about it, but you seemed to be dealing with your own drama and I didn't want to add mine to that. Also, let's be honest, when's the last time you replied to a text message? I feel it's easier to get a hold of you via tumblr/FB and such.
superpotato7 asked: "Next time you be the bate!"
-Andy Hurley
Just watched that video and it reminded me of 8th grade year when you made the Andy Hurley fan club :3
-Andy Hurley
Just watched that video and it reminded me of 8th grade year when you made the Andy Hurley fan club :3
superpotato7 asked: "Next time you be the bate!"
-Andy Hurley
Just watched that video and it reminded me of 8th grade year when you made the Andy Hurley fan club :3
-Andy Hurley
Just watched that video and it reminded me of 8th grade year when you made the Andy Hurley fan club :3
pastel-red-pornstar-white asked: I would have text you about it, but you seemed to be dealing with your own drama and I didn't want to add mine to that. Also, let's be honest, when's the last time you replied to a text message? I feel it's easier to get a hold of you via tumblr/FB and such.
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Nobody told me there would be days like these...
…Strange days indeed, Momma.
pastel-red-pornstar-white asked: For the record, I did not cheat on Alex. We broke up yesterday morning.
pastel-red-pornstar-white asked: For the record, I did not cheat on Alex. We broke up yesterday morning.
Hi, I'm the Bad Friend
How you doin’?
“Where’s that damn turn-it-up stick?”
– Poppa Erwin. He was referring to the TV remote.
“Show your colors even if some of them are ugly.”
– Jessica Sauvola (via superpotato7)
reblog if your pussy is flawless
WHY AM I SO TENSE?
superpotato7:
I wanna do what I want how I want it when ever I want it with out input.
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"You can't go into the bathroom for twenty...
“Okay, no proble—”
Damn it.
Sapiosexual (n.) — a person who is sexually...
drunkhurricane:
Things I Dislike About Rock n Roll
“Girl Power”
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Oh, by the way...
I have in fact lost weight over Christmas holidays.
So fuck you!
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My Country Roots Are Reappearing
David Dondero
Waylon Jennings
Dixie Chicks
Alan Jackson
Brooks and Dunn
The Black Crowes
Tom Petty
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Technically the last three are not “country” music, but they’ve got that southern flair. The thing is, country music makes me think of wheat fields, wide open spaces (no pun intended), and road trips on which time is irrelevant. It’s an overwhelming...
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I'm not allowed to snuggle with my boyfriend at...
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Judge Me If You Will
I have gone back to work on a Twilight fan-fiction entitled “Leech Lovers Anonymous”.
[I’ll give you all a moment or three to locate the “unfollow” button]
But you wanna know a secret? My writing fucking rocks. I can take the shit storm that is Twilight and make it something poignant. My writing is one of the few things I refuse to be humble about. It takes me a...
More random beginnings...
Where I was going, I hadn’t the foggiest. I could have been walking in circles, for all I knew. Hell, I probably was. Then, I stepped past the treeline and found myself standing by the shoulder of a rain-slicked highway. The rain I’d not noticed under the cover of the trees swirled about me, soaking me almost instantly. It reminded me of being fourteen again, walking around the corner...
I'm not sure where to go with this...
“Morgen, Dan.” My brother shambled groggily down the stairs, rubbing the night from his eyes. He made his way across the kitchen to the coffee pot.
“Cadie,” he whined, looking sadly into the bottom of the empty pot. “Cadie, there’s no coffee.”
“Well spotted, my dear Watson,” I quipped through a mouthful of soggy Mini-Wheats. Nothing got...
The entire time you’re cutting me down and telling me how great you are, I’m not hearing a word. The only thing going through my head?
Sometimes I Feel...
I'm Getting a $300 Pearl Necklace
Little Wonder I Have a Stomach Ache...
Coffee
Truffles
Gummy bears
Rock star
Mimosa
Repeat
Also...
My mom is getting a new PS3 from Best Buy since they have a good play-now-pay-later thing.
The old PS3, which is backwards compatible, is going in my room! I can play Assassin’s Creed at three in the morning and watch Netflix! Score!
Merry Christmas!
I am currently making myself sick on gummy bears and energy drinks. Later I’m going to watch my complete DVD set of Gilmore Girls and Dexter, play Assassin’s Creed, and read Lord of the Rings.
Freaking B.A. Christmas!
What you need to understand about my dad's...
My dad’s outfit includes velvet booty shorts with bells on them and a v-neck tee and tights that he borrowed from me.
My dad weighs over 200 lbs, has a fu manchu, and is covered in tattoos.
Merry Christmas indeed!
The awkward moment when you have 36 presents but...
The awkward moment when you can’t count to 38.
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pastel-red-pornstar-white asked: you: "were you-"
poppa erwin: "wearing a dress? yes I was what difference does it make?"
XD I miss you and the fam.
poppa erwin: "wearing a dress? yes I was what difference does it make?"
XD I miss you and the fam.
oxfordnewmexico asked: Happy holidays!!
pastel-red-pornstar-white asked: you: "were you-"
poppa erwin: "wearing a dress? yes I was what difference does it make?"
XD I miss you and the fam.
poppa erwin: "wearing a dress? yes I was what difference does it make?"
XD I miss you and the fam.